My younger brother's bachelor party was this weekend. Imagine 17 dudes in the woods, with a mean age of about 25, some adult beverages (ok, many adult beverages), fireworks, a can of gas, a paintball gun and no obvious desire to return to civilization. Sort of like a redneck version of "The Lord of the Flies." I won't elaborate too much on the details, but nobody died after two nights. Some scrapes and bruises, some egos boosted and others deflated, but overall, it was a smashing success. Who was the genius that brought the coffee pot? Me. That was a big reason for anybody's survival, I'm sure of it.
Beer is apparently good for men to drink in large amounts, as it works to save the prostate. You may have to drink copious amounts, but there is help to counter that as well. Coffee may actually save your liver.
ARE YOU KIDDING?!? This sounds like heaven. I paintball, beers, woods, and fireworks? Good on ya for the coffee pot. It definitely saved a lot of my troubles camping with 11 guys and girls and 15 boxes of wine. That's right, we're classy. And we had to hike back to the car 3 miles back the next morning. Some were still drunk.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you all survived. Sounds like it was fun, but I'm glad those days are far behind.
ReplyDeleteHmm . . . I bet I know where you found the fireworks.
ReplyDeleteHadn't heard about the medical findings about beer/prostate and coffee/liver but that's certainly good news.